February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
friend: I miss my boyfriend
me: so do I
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend: ...
for someone who does nothing i get far too offended when people accuse me of doing nothing
i wish it was easier.. damn